Day 1 - I really want some McDonalds Breakfast

So today I decided that since I am such a fatty pig fatty and have needed to loose weight since I came out of the womb (how many infants do you know with a ghetto booty?), I should probably do something about it. I just watched a video on Yahoo! about 3 people who lost 515lbs total. They showed all that weight lost with potatoes. 515lbs of potatoes is a freakin lot and when you see it alls you can think about is man I am glad they didn't use pigs instead. I went on over to USA Today who is doing an 8 week weight loss challenge and read up on some of their articles. I found this one that tells about a woman not that much bigger then me who lives in Toledo which is not that far from me. It kinda hit home, probably because she lives in the same state, but mostly cause she has that screw it I can do it attitude I so desperately need. She has a blog too so I thought I can do that! Maybe it will give me some accountability and keep me motivated. Since I am supposed to be working right now I don't have a way to weigh myself so I will follow up with that later. My biggest challenge right now is deciding what all I am gonna do. I have done Weight Watchers and while I love their plan I tend to get tempted and fall off the wagon after about 3 weeks of depriving myself with their stupid points. Their core plan is nice but not if your trying to loose at least a 100lbs. I also have various exercise programs that I never use so I need to brush the dust off and get my fat ass moving. I think I am going to create a super diet hybrid that I know will work best for me. A combo of WW, South Beach, Volumetrics, and Thighmistress Sommersize might be the trick. I am not quite sure how it is gonna work so I will need to do my research and might have a slow going but since I am "officially" back on the market I need to work on bagging me a hot one. Plus then I wouldn't have to listen to my mom tell me how morbidly obese I am. Then when I am finally back to being somewhat skinny I can point and laugh. It's not beyond me, trust me.